• 12:50 TheSquatCrafters i like that.
• 12:50 Little Dog Thank you.
• 12:50 TheSquatCrafters your are welcome.
• 12:50 Lei Omaki i'm lost in this conversation
• 12:50 Little Dog Enough about me. Tell me about yourself.
• 12:51 Unsane This is just a magical little convo, isn't it?
• 
• 12:51 TheSquatCrafters well, i come from a family way down south.
• 12:51 Little Dog How far down south?
• 12:51 TheSquatCrafters down here, we talk to our dogs when were alone, and eat our breakfast in a biscuit.
• Welcome to the Creepypasta Wiki chat and daycare center
• 12:52 Theoutcastedraven hey whats up people?
• 12:52 TheSquatCrafters in other words, South Carolina.
• 12:52 Little Dog Pish posh. I live in the Northern Midwest and I do that.
• Of course, I'm also bat-crap insane.
• 
• 12:52 Readerofslenderblogs hey there guys try chatting in this wayso cool wikia chatter two: slenderslayer.wikia.com
• 12:52 TheSquatCrafters You eat fried chicken biscuit and okra for breakfast?
• 12:52 Little Dog I would if I had it.
• 12:53 TheSquatCrafters its very tasty. almost as tasty as deer, or coon.
• 12:53 Little Dog Fascinating.
• Theoutcastedraven has left the chat.
• 12:53 TheSquatCrafters i live down south, but not down south enough.
• 12:53 Readerofslenderblogs anyway how are all of you guys doing to it?
• bye outcast
• 12:53 TheSquatCrafters Reader im doing.
• 12:53 Little Dog I have no idea what you just said.
• 12:53 TheSquatCrafters little dog me, or reader?
• 12:53 Little Dog Reader.
• You're fine.
• 12:53 TheSquatCrafters oh.
• awright.
• yeah like i was saying i dont live far enough south.
• 12:54 Wolfenmaus IN THIS CORNER , GRUMP!
• 12:54 TheSquatCrafters i wanna live in the bayou in Louisiana.
• 12:54 Wolfenmaus imagrump
• 12:55 Readerofslenderblogs how are all of you doing of it on this hear day friday is waht i said
• 12:55 TheSquatCrafters you can do anything you want.
• 12:55 Unsane Lies, get your ass back here. >.>
• 12:55 Wolfenmaus I can eat a mongoose?
• 12:55 Little Dog I have relatives in Tennessee. Way back in hicktown. Sort of.
• 12:55 TheSquatCrafters if you wanna kill a man, go ahead.
• 12:55 Readerofslenderblogs good to here littledog
• 12:55 Little Dog Yup.
• 12:55 Readerofslenderblogs i meen squat
• opps
• King Krule has joined the chat.
• 12:55 King Krule hello
• 12:55 TheSquatCrafters then, if the boys in blue go pokin around where they aint welcome, toss um to the alligatah.
• 12:55 Readerofslenderblogs hi king krule
• 12:55 King Krule hello
• 12:56 Little Dog My dog is snoring in an inordinately loud fashion.
• 12:56 Readerofslenderblogs hows it going for it
• 12:56 TheSquatCrafters that dont mean to go around killin though.
• 12:56 Readerofslenderblogs >?
• 12:56 TheSquatCrafters thats not my message.
• Furbearingbrick has left the chat.
• 12:56 Readerofslenderblogs bye furbear
• 12:56 TheSquatCrafters my message is dont go snoopin where u aint welcome.
• 12:56 Little Dog What if I have a gun?
• 12:57 Readerofslenderblogs or prezident slender will get you
• 12:57 Little Dog A big gun?
• 12:57 TheSquatCrafters something...inconvenient could happen.
• 12:57 Readerofslenderblogs right?
• 12:57 Little Dog A really big gun?
• 12:57 Wolfenmaus A BFG?
• 12:57 Little Dog BINGO!
• 12:57 TheSquatCrafters if you got a gun, then power be to you.
• 12:57 Readerofslenderblogs a reely big gun isnt good anuff for prezidentslender
• 12:57 Wolfenmaus Bio-Force Gun
• 12:57 TheSquatCrafters but learn how to use it.
• 12:57 Little Dog Slendy just wants his 20 bucks.
• 12:57 TheSquatCrafters and remember.
• 12:57 Little Dog No biggie.
• 12:58 TheSquatCrafters speak softly, and carry a big gun.
• 12:58 ChaoticPeace Lalala.
• 12:58 King Krule id pay slendy 20 bucks for something other then dancing...
• 12:58 Readerofslenderblogs the 20 bucks thing is ohso old and slenderman doesnt care for about it anymore
• 12:58 Wolfenmaus Rule #20 of the internet: No Wifin'.
• 12:58 TheSquatCrafters i got a good number of twisted southern fried phrases.
• like Do unto others as they've done to you.
• thats my favorite.
• 12:58 Readerofslenderblogs he wants all of your life in youre bodie now in sted of 20 dollars
• 12:59 Little Dog Um... Squat? That's just a basic proverb.
• 12:59 Wolfenmaus Wow. Dat grammar.
• 12:59 Unsane Now...
• 12:59 Little Dog Everybody knows that.
• 12:59 Readerofslenderblogs and he can get it hes the prezident of all of the world of slendermeica
• 12:59 Unsane What is this.
• ._/
• *._.
• 12:59 Wolfenmaus DAT GRAMMAR.
• 12:59 Little Dog A golf club?
• 12:59 Unsane Lol
• No.
• 12:59 Little Dog Oh.
• 
• 12:59 TheSquatCrafters Little dog no. the basic one is do unto others as you would have them do to you.
• 12:59 Unsane Not the emoticon.
• The chat.
• 1:00 Wolfenmaus Dethklok vs Methklok.
• 1:00 TheSquatCrafters or something.
• 1:00 Little Dog Oh...
• 1:00 King Krule i wanna dress up like a angel and touch peoples wieners c:
• 1:00 Little Dog Yeah, now that I think about it you're right.
• 1:00 Readerofslenderblogs yes i no my grammer is grate stop talking about it theese are verey seereeius hard times with prez. slender and zalgo and karl hanke
• 1:00 Little Dog My bad, sir.
• 1:00 Unsane kk
• c:
• 1:00 King Krule c:
• 1:00 Unsane Also...
• 1:00 Little Dog Screw Slenderman and Zalgo and Jeff the Rake Bob. Michael Keaton is the scariest living thing in existence.
• 1:00 Wolfenmaus President Slender and Vice President Rake.
• 1:01 King Krule secretary of state jeff
• 1:01 Unsane Wolfen gets a bag of wet fucks for making the first comment of the hour.
• Yay...
• 1:01 Wolfenmaus Appointing Senator BEN.
• 1:01 Readerofslenderblogs theres also that hugeevil guy Zander from on SlenderspirasyNation
• 1:01 King Krule i didnt know wet fucks come in bag form
• 1:01 Unsane lol
• Yesh they do.
• ._.
• 1:01 Wolfenmaus The Slenderhaus is in the Lightless City.
• 1:01 Little Dog In fact, I think I'll write a story about some poor soul who is stalked and killed by Michael Keaton.
• 1:01 King Krule ...
• wonderful
• 1:02 Little Dog Heh heh heh.
• 1:02 Readerofslenderblogs prezident slender doeasnt have a vice prezident hes wayso evil hed kill them to death if he did
• 1:02 Unsane lol
• 1:02 Wolfenmaus That exists.
• It's called "Playing The Part".
• 1:02 King Krule ^
• 1:02 Unsane I'mma get some milk and cookies.
• 1:02 Little Dog That's not about Michael Keaton!
• 1:02 Unsane Brb.
• 1:02 Wolfenmaus How do you know?
• 1:02 King Krule ^
• 1:02 Little Dog It's obviously about Robert Englund.
• 1:02 Wolfenmaus BUP.
• 1:02 Little Dog Or whatever.
• Good story, though.
• I almost wrote a similar story on a different site before I discovered Creepypasta.
• Why is it so many of my good ideas have already been done?
• 1:03 Readerofslenderblogs i need to go to midevil times to get a new wepon of kiling dragons much easeerly then my sored of now bicause its not good and karl hanke turned form to a dragon
• 1:03 TheSquatCrafters hold on brb.
• 1:03 King Krule because there good ideas
• 1:04 Unsane Back
• 1:04 Little Dog Fair enough.
• 1:04 King Krule what type of cookies?
• 1:04 Unsane Chocolate.
• 1:04 Wolfenmaus Clearly, the creepiest thing on the internet is Readers' Grammar.
• 1:04 Readerofslenderblogs but im to stay hear a littel bicause im in the time river wateing to get to Midevil times
• ObliterationoftheSelf has joined the chat.
• 1:04 Little Dog Maus wins.
• 1:04 Readerofslenderblogs creepy how good it is?
• 1:04 Unsane With chocolate filling sandwiched inbetween each -- OBLIT
• 1:04 Readerofslenderblogs hi oblit
• 1:04 Unsane Shmello.
• 1:04 ObliterationoftheSelf hey
• 1:04 King Krule ....
• unsane
• 1:04 Unsane Yesh?
• 1:04 King Krule that sounds amazing
• 1:04 Unsane Yay.
• I know it is. ;3
• 1:04 King Krule wanna a good cookie eating song
• 1:05 Unsane kk
• 1:05 ChaoticPeace I'm hungry.
• 1:05 King Krule http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEGcnoJOWhA&feature=BFa&list=PL68FF72294C037620
• Wolfenmaus has left the chat.
• 1:05 Little Dog NOOOOOOO!
• Meh.
• 1:06 Readerofslenderblogs good and grate for cookey eeting and also everything: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_LU_X_2lEw&list=PL12CAFB263047BC08&index=5&feature=plpp_video
• bye wolf
• 1:06 TheSquatCrafters i am back.
• 1:06 Little Dog What am I doing with my life?
• 1:06 Readerofslenderblogs hi squat
• 1:06 TheSquatCrafters i had to take care of some things.
• 1:06 Readerofslenderblogs ok
• 1:06 King Krule you sitting at the computer talking to people you kinda now
• 1:06 Readerofslenderblogs what things
• ?
• 1:06 Little Dog I don't really know any of you...
• 1:06 King Krule i am in the same position
• 1:06 Little Dog Actually, I know NOBODY on this site.
• Oh dear Lord...
• MY MOMMY SAID NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS!!!!
• 1:07 TheSquatCrafters Reader remember when i said the thing about mindin ones business?
• 1:07 Unsane omai
• 1:07 King Krule this just turned into fear and loathing shit
• ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE
• 1:07 Little Dog Oooh... you said a bad word.
• I'm telling.
• lol.
• 1:07 TheSquatCrafters well that applies here.
• 1:07 Unsane ._.
• 1:07 Readerofslenderblogs if you talk to strangers the could be of the slenderspirays and abdukt your bodie and self
• 1:07 King Krule not if i tell first!
• RosemaryPiros has joined the chat.
• 1:08 King Krule wait
• 1:08 TheSquatCrafters little dog is there really a bad word in the first place?
• 1:08 ObliterationoftheSelf How old are you, Reader?
• 1:08 Readerofslenderblogs hi rose
• 1:08 RosemaryPiros how do i put my message on the deletion appeal page?
• 1:08 Readerofslenderblogs oh sorry squat
• 1:08 Little Dog Squat...
• I don't really think so.
• Language is subjective.
• 1:08 TheSquatCrafters just words that are frowned upon by todays society, right?
• 1:08 ObliterationoftheSelf Again, how old are you, Reader?
• 1:08 Little Dog Exactly.
• 1:08 Readerofslenderblogs 21
• 1:08 Little Dog Doubt it.
• 1:09 King Krule LOL NO
• 12
• 13?
• 1:09 Little Dog I would have said 8.
• 1:09 Unsane >21 *45 and living in parent's basement
• LOLNO
• jk
• 1:09 Readerofslenderblogs i am and im saveing the world reed of it hear: alexshelper.blogspot.com
• 1:09 King Krule LIES
• 1:09 Unsane Lies Tell Truth.
• ;3
• 1:09 ObliterationoftheSelf So you're a 21 year old who writes retarded fanfiction about the "slenderspiracy"?
• 1:09 RosemaryPiros how do i put a message in the deletion appeal place>
• 1:09 Unsane lol
• 1:09 Little Dog Not sure if annoying kid or crappy troll.
• 1:09 ObliterationoftheSelf Hold on, Rose.
• 1:09 Readerofslenderblogs im not in my parents basements im in the time river i told you that
• 1:10 Unsane Okay.
• Sure...
• 1:10 King Krule do you think slender man and the rake are form the same spices?
• 1:10 Unsane Whatever you say.
• >.
• >
• 1:10 TheSquatCrafters because society has sub com to this pig like lifestyle of how everything should be just so, and everything needs to save energy, and cars need to go with 79 miles to the gallon?!
• 1:10 King Krule spices
• fuck auto correct
• 1:10 RosemaryPiros you are in a river? o.o
• 1:10 Unsane Yesh.
• 1:10 Little Dog They both enjoy good oregano.
• 1:10 TheSquatCrafters i say forget society.
• 1:10 Unsane The lifestream.
• 1:10 Little Dog And hate thyme.
• 1:10 Unsane FFVII.
• ;3
• 1:10 King Krule im actully a narwhal in a suit
• 1:10 RosemaryPiros ME TOO
• 1:10 Readerofslenderblogs the time river im time traveling to midevil times pay atenshun
• 1:10 King Krule BRO
• 1:10 Little Dog They're basically neutral about parsley, sage, and rosemary.
• 1:10 RosemaryPiros atemshun?
• o.o
• 1:11 Readerofslenderblogs atenshun youre speling is so bad
• 1:11 Little Dog ERMERGERSH! CRERPYPERSER!
• 1:11 King Krule ...
• ok guys he is 21
• 1:11 Unsane lol
• 1:11 Little Dog Riiiiight.
• 1:11 King Krule but i think he is a mountian folk
• 1:11 TheSquatCrafters if you live by your own and keep only your kin close, then you aint got no need for the government's garbage they force down every citizen's throats.
• 1:11 Little Dog And I'm 175.
• 1:11 ObliterationoftheSelf montanan maybe
• 1:11 King Krule dont make him angry
• 1:11 ObliterationoftheSelf we'll need to put him down
• 1:11 King Krule he might descend into the village at night
• and steal pigs and women
• 1:12 Unsane Chronologically, I'm 15,000 years old...
• 1:12 TheSquatCrafters AND IT JUST PISSES ME OFF THAT...... (sigh)
• 1:12 Little Dog Self, are we using the humane way or the inhumane way?
• 1:12 Unsane lolno
• Your caps are showing.
• Tuck it back in.
• 1:12 TheSquatCrafters just sittin here yellin about it aint gonna change it.
• 1:12 Readerofslenderblogs i havent ben to my house in so long from karl hanke and fiteing him im geting homesick but i cant stop till all the slenderspirasyers are dead
• 1:12 Unsane Dammit.
• 1:12 RosemaryPiros screw society and reality >.<
• 1:12 ObliterationoftheSelf It's Oblit. And we need more than chainsaws for that.
• 1:12 Little Dog Okay. Sorry.
• 1:12 King Krule did someone say chainsaw
• 1:12 Little Dog I'll head over to the hardware store down the street.
• 1:13 Unsane *dons hockey mask*
• Yep.
• 1:13 Little Dog Great prices, BTW.
• 1:13 King Krule *gets out woodchopper*
• 1:13 TheSquatCrafters sorry everybody. i get off like that sometimes, and there aint no way to calm me down.
• 1:13 King Krule *woodchipper*
• 1:13 Little Dog WOODCHIPPER MASSACRE!!!!!!
• 1:13 Unsane kk
• 1:13 ObliterationoftheSelf http://ecofrenhealth.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/image0031.jpg?w=570 I've found the owner of that blog!
• 1:13 King Krule FUCK NO
• NO LITTLE
• 1:13 Little Dog Aww.
• 1:13 ObliterationoftheSelf Calm down with the caps and the exclamation points.
• 1:13 King Krule no cinema snob
• 1:13 TheSquatCrafters wut now?
• 1:13 Unsane ^^^
• 1:13 RosemaryPiros i like eevee
• 1:13 Unsane Your caps are showing.
• 1:13 Little Dog Good on ya for getting the reference.
• 1:13 Unsane Fucking cover them.
• >.>
• 1:14 King Krule ok
• 1:14 Readerofslenderblogs oh hears my frend SlenderSlayer's blog: thehuntergetshunted.blogspot.com
• 1:14 RosemaryPiros i am an eevee
• 1:14 Little Dog So all-caps is now an obscene gesture?
• 1:14 Readerofslenderblogs i have to go bye.