Friday, October 26, 2012

Midevil Time Partix

Are Runing To The Dragons Worshipers Base.... Are Getting Thier...... Are Fiteing.... I Yelled At Over Too My DRagonsSlayers Nites Of Beeing Magicians "Fire!" Them Guys And Ricard Blasted So Much Magic Of The DragonsSlayers Onto The Dragons Worshipers Untill They Was All Tired Of Shuteing There Magic And Than I Yelled "Maylay Fiter Stricer Forse Go!" And Me And Garl And The Maylay Fiters Chardged To The Battelings We Let Out Of Are Mouths And Voicses A Batteler Crie Like "ARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!" And Started Are Stabeing And Slashing Assalter! We Cut Open So Manie Of Them And But Garl Smaeshed Them Up Hahhahhahahah And Than Wile Are Fiteing Was Happened Ricard Ran Up To Me And Said "The Magicers Are Reddy!" And I Said "Ok Lets Go!" And I Ran Over To The Magicers With Ricard And Yelled "Vortekser Swirreling Assalt Of Magic!" And We All And We Is Also Me MAde A Huge Magic Vorteks Of DragonsSlayers MAgic And I Yelled "Maylayers Fall Back To Beeing Beehind ME And All Magicers March On To Forword Place!" And We All Martched  Are Vorteks Forword And Kiled A So Hole Huge Amont Of The Dragons Worshipers To Dead Death And Destrukted And But Than All The Magicers Got So Tired Of Magicing So Hard And I Yelled "Maylayer Chardge For It!" And Me And Garl And The Maylayers Chardged To Battel And Started Cutting Them Up And We Had Kiled Up To Dead Haf There Armie! I Herd The Leeder Of Theyre Armie Of Dragon Worshipers Named Allant Said "Bring Out Are First Protekter Gardian Dragon!" And I Yelled To My DragonsSlayers Nites "Ill Get The Dragon You Maylayer Guys Fite The Dragon Worshipers And The Magicers Fite From Distenses Not Close If Your Strength And Not Week Come BAck!" And A LArge Huge Blue Dragon Bursted Down Form The Skie And Onto The Battelfeeld. I Blasted Magic Into It's Fase And Yelled "Follow Me So Dumb Idiot!" And Ran For My Getting Him To Away From My Nites The Dragon Ran So Fast To After Me And I Got To A Plase Away And Than I Turned To Over To The Dragon And Battel Cry Yeled "AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH" And Cut To The Dragon But It Doged To Away From My Sored The Dragonsevilnessdestroyer  And Brethed Fire To At Me And Missed But Not MIssed Bicause I Used Of My Sheeld To Block The Firer Attak And I Than I Made A So Huge Magic Spike From The Ground Into The Big Dumb Dragon Tried To Jump But It's Wing Still Got Hit By The MAgic And It Roared In It Pane Of Herting And I Hached Up A Idea And Blasted A Other MAgic Spike From Under The Neeth Of The Ground Into His Other Wing And The So Dumb Dragon Was All Pined Down I Said "Hahhahahahahahhahahhahahahah" And Chardged My Dragonsevilnessdestroyer Up For A Huge Ground Smaesher Magic Blast Attak And Smashed It To The Ground And Shockwave Blast Magic Came Out And Slashed The Dragon To Too Peeses And Blood and Guts Everywere And I Herd Allant Yell "Kwikly The Other Dragon To Attak Andre To Nonliveing!" And A Other Dragon Started Fliing To Me And I Yelled To The Peepel Of My Side "Keep Stronghard Fiteing!" And I MAde A Huge Magic Blast Into My Hand And Wated For The Dragon The Dragon Tried To Chardge Slam Into Me But I Blasted It's Wings Off To Obliveeun And It HAd To Fite At Me Onto The Ground I Said "Hahhahahhhaha" And Swunged To It But It Cote The Blade With The Claws Of IT And It Slashed At Me Two So Fast And I Codnet Get My Sheeld Up And It Hit Me So HArd And I Didnet Dy Bicause Of My Armer And I Droped My Sored And Sheeld Bicause Of The Hit The Dragon Started Waking To Me And Chardged Up Fire And Was About To Blast Me But Than A Plain Flew By Above Us And It Had Some Of My Magicers In It! They All Blasted So Much Magic To The Dragon And Kept IT Pined Down And Herted IT Wile I Got My Sored And Than I Attaked At It To Nunliveing With My Dragonsevilnessdestroyer And Than The Plain Landed And Out Of It Came The Spy Guy Chuck! Chuck Said "Ok Are We Now Even And Will You Help Me Agenst The Slenderspirasy?" But Than A Dragons Worshipers Magic Blast Came By Us And I Said "Can We Talk About This After the Battel?" And Chuck Said "Ok"
This Post Is Ohso Long Ill Continue It Later....

Friday, October 19, 2012

Midevil Times Partviii Hahahahhahahahhahhahha

I Got To A War Wageing On In Front Of My Cassel Of DragonsSlayers Nites! So Maney Dragon Worshipers Fiteing Agenst My Nites! As If Thats Not  Beeing    Bad Enuff Thier Was A Dragon That I Saw Swoop Down From The Sky And Eat Up One Of My Nites! I Blasted DragonsSlayeers Magic At It But It GOt Away! Ricard The Second In The Commend Magician Sogood Nite Guy Whoo I Left In Chardge Came Up To Me! He Said "Dragon Worshipers Got  All Their Troops Together For Fiteing At Us!" I Said "And Even A Dragon!" Ricard Said "Yeah!" And We All Had To Jump Beehind A Rock To Avoid Dragon Fire! I Said "Hold On Im Going To Kill That Dragon To Death!" I Wated For The Dragon To Swoop Down And I Slashed For His Head To Stop Him From Eating A Nite! And Than I Jumped To His Back And Did A Shockwave Magic Slash And Made Him Bleed! So Much And Than Chardged SoStrongCloseRangeBlaster Magic And Blasted It Too His Wooned And The Dragon Roared So Loud Than Died! Garl Yelled From Acros The Battel Feeld "Andre There Reetreeting!" And I Said "Woo Good!"
Than All The Nites Cheered So Loud! Me And Garl Went Over To Ricard And I Asked Him "How Did This Started And Not Stopping!" Ricard Said "A Dragon Attaked At Us And We Kiled It To Deth And It Was A Sooper Spechel Leeder Dragon Not The Onlie Leeder But One Of The Leeder Dragons So They Got Mad And Attaked To Us!" I Said "Hmm Ohkay Hahhahahaha"

Shuld I Help To The Slenderrisistense Well See...

We Where Wateing In The Car And Waching That Thier Slenderrisistense House And Wehn I Herd A Nock Onto The Window Of The Car I Looked Out Of WIndow And Saw Chuck Point A Gun For Us! He Said "Oh Its You Andre I Thote You Were Slenderspirasy Spie Waching My Place Come Inside" I Said "Ok" I Got Out Of Car And Pucnhed To Face Of Chuck And Me Said "Dont Trie That So Bad Stuff Agen Or You Being Sorrie Of It!" And Chuck Said "Ok Sorrie Thier Andre!" And All Three Of Us Peepel Went To Inside... Garl Said To Chuck "You Allmost Got My Leeder Of The DragonsSlayers Nites Killed To Death Why Shuldnt I KillY ou?" He (Or Noewn To Be Chuck By Most Peepel Hahahaahaha) Said "Ive Got A Job For You Guys" I Said "Oh So A Job For Leeveing Us For Dieing?" Chuck Said "No This Time All Were Doing Is Strikeing A So Big Blow To The SLenderspirasy And President Slender" Me Said " Ok Wahts Youre Plan You Jerk?" Chuck (Or Nown As He Haahahahahhaahhaha) Said "Were Guna Brake Into A Amrrys Base And Rade It With Are Rebels And In A So Huge Battel With Exploshuns And Akshun And Other Stuf Are You Of Joining Us?" I Said " Ill Have To Think About It" Chuck Said "Be Takeing Of Your Time We Wont Start Untill We Get Youre Anser...." Garl Said "Lets Get Back To Midevil Times Think About This... If We Deeside Of Yes We Can Bring Troops..." I Said "Yea I Agree Of It Or Your Sayings Rite Thier" So We Traveled To The Time River

Me And Garl Investigateing Into The Slenderresistense Guys....

We Parked In A Car Nekst Too The Slenderrisistense Base And And Took Out Are Binockyoolurs And Stared To The Slenderrisistense Garl Said "We Shud Go In There And Kill Them All For Thier Doings Too You" But I Said " No There Good Guys Too Fiteing The Slenderspirasy I Just Think Theyre MEthods Are Being To Much Bad Tho... " Garl Said "Why AreW e Doing So Surveylense Onto Them If Thier Not Bad?" "I Want To o No Of Thier Plans Thats Why..." Said Me And Than We Kept Waching Them....

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Chucks Secret Plans...

Argg I Keep Fergetting TMusic!!he Chuck Looked Around In His Bag And Took Out A Fake Can Of Moster Raid And He Put It In My Hand He Said "Let ME Eksplane To Yoo My Secret Plan Sorrie By The Way For This But It Will Help The SlenderRisistense So Much Yoo See I Needed To Get This Monster Raid But I Cudnt Figger Out How To GEt It Without Getting The Sylent Alarm Triped So I Deevized My Plan Or So You Now Hear It Is - I Needed A Fall Guy Or Nonw Guy To Get Blamed And That Was You Hahhaahahah Sorrie If You Make It Out Join Us Guys In The Slenderresistense Or MAybee Not Bicause Youll Get Killed To Death By Torchure Of The Bad Guys Sorrie And Oh Say Hi Too The Cheef Of SlenderVestigateshuns For Me Hahhahahahahahahah!" And Chuck Grabed A Parashute  And Jumped Out The So Hi Up Window Outside Valt Room I Herd Gards Comeing And New I Had To Move So Fast So I Used Up All  My Strength Threw The Stun And Got A Anti Stun Pill From My Pocket And Ate It And Was BEtter I Threw Away The Fake Monster Raid So I Was About To Parashute Out The Window Wen The Cheef Of SlenderVestigateing Polise And Her Gards  Smaeshed Threw A Door I Said "Oh Hi There Chuck Says Hi" And I Blasted DragonsSlayers Magic Into The Seeling Abuv Them And They All Got Traped Beeneeth The Rubbel But Not Kiled And I Said "Sorrie But Your All Evil Servents Of Prezident Slender But Dont Worrie Ill Save You From Tearanny!" And I PArashuted Down To The Bottom Of The Bulding And I Said "Ok Time To Invsetigaet Those Slenderresistanse Guys And Do Surveylense On Them Hold On I Need Help Ok Ill Call Garl........"

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Infiltraeting Into The Slenderops Or Nown As Slender Oprativs Base...

I Red Of The MEthod Of BRakeing Into Bases That DIGIHELPER And The Other Guys Used And So Me And Chuck Used That Bicauz Chuck Was A Spie In USed To Be Times And He Had Aksess To Secret Qwiet C5 Sploder Bombs And He Put Them Onto The Wall And HE Took Out His Masheen Pistols Now With Stelther Silensers And Said "Ohkay Hahahhah Cuntrakshun Be Qwiet And Get Into Cover Wile I Splode This C5" And Than He Sploded It And We Entered Into The Base And Or Nown As Breeched Into The Base By Some Guys And Wee Saw Gards But Chuck Shot Them With His Mac 10es Or His Masheen Pistols Into The So Dumb Gards Fase And His Gore And Branes Went Into The Wall Hahahhahaha And I Chardged Into Too Other Gards And Cut Them Into For Hahahahha And I Said "Ok Lets Do This And Also Find To The Wepon!" And We Ran Throo The Base And Stelth Hid From Gards Utill We Got To A Elevater And I Said "Wate I Looked To The DigiSlayer Blog And They Got Thier ELevator Cut In Thier Digi Times And So LEts Not Takek The Elveter Lets Take The Stares!!!!!!!!!!!!!" So We Jumped Into The Starecase And But Thier Were So Many Gards And Chuck Said "So Grate Idea You Dumb!" And So I Said "They Saw Us And Lets Go Into Fiter Battel Mode!" And I Blasted DragonsSlayer MAgic Two Too Of Them Guys And Took Them Out And They All Of Them Started Shooting To Us And We Ducked Beehind Cover And Chuck Said "Hear Take This And Fite Back To Them With It" And He Gave Me A Mac 10 And We Started Shooting To The Slenderops And But Maney Minuts Later I Said "Thier Are To Maney Of Them So Hold On I Have A Plan And I Used My DragonsSlayers MAgic To MAke A Huge Pro Tecshun Sheeld Al Around Of His Bodie And Also But It Slowed Hi mDown Alot And I Gave Him His Mac 10 Back And I Said "Kick There Buts To Nonliveing!!" And He Stomped Out Onto The Stares And Shot Onto All The Bad Guys To Deth And Thier Bullettes Rickosheyed Off Of HIm Wehn They Hit.And So He Got Them All To Ded And Said "Ohkay Hahahhah Follow Me..." And The Spell Wore Off And He Wnet Up The Stares To The Top Floor And We Got To A Room With Too SLenderOps In Of It And Chuck Said "Ohkay Hahahhaha We Are Hear Lets Do This And He Shote Both Of Them Guys In The Heds And We Got To A Vault On The Other Side Of The Room. He Took Out A Spechel Contaner And Siad "My Secret Tacktic Of Using Thermyt To Brake Locks Now Stand To Back"And He Melted The Lock And We Got Into The Valt And I Saw It It Was A Can... I Said "Wahts In the Can? " He Said "Its 'Monster Raid - Kills Bigbad Enemys Ded' And Its Waht We Came Heer For! HelpM e Get It Out!" And We Got It Out Of It's Case And Chuck Said "Hahahhaha Thanks! And Also So Sorrie For This!" And He Shot Me With A Stun Gun And I Fell Down To The Ground...

i or nown as DIGIHELPER posted this for Andre bicasue he coudnt....

Talking To That Chuck Guy...

Wee Finallie Got Away To The Secret Base Of That Chuck Guy And I Said "Woo So Thanks And I Have A Qwestshun Why Are You Fiteing The Slenderspirasy Its So Danjerus!" He Said "I Want To Prtoect Are World From Teeranie Of Slender Prezidents And Im So Good A Misshuns And Fiteing Bicause I Used To Be A Spie For The Govverment But I Said They Where Giveing It Enuff Of It To Me And So I wEnt Rogue And Bicause I New They Where In On Slenderspirasy Beefour Anyone New Of It..." I Said "Yeah DGIIHELPER Aand Me And Others Guys Figgured It Out To A Wile Ago And Its So BAd!" Chuck Said "Ok Want To Help Me Onto My Next Prodgect Of Fiteign To The SLenderspirasy?" I Said "Ok Wahts Youres Plan?" He Said "Were Guna Megainfiltraet A Secret Slenderops Base And Steeal So Secret Wepon Of Thier Blueprints For It And Use It To Fite Agenst Them" I Or Nown Andre The Blacksmith Said "Ohkay Or Also A Cuntrakshun Of Oh And Okay Hhahahahahahha We Can Do This Plan Lets Go To Thier!!"

Thursday, October 11, 2012

On The Run Of Them!!!

Wops I Allmost Forgot To Put Myoosic Inn This On To!1!

I Was Runing From The Thier Armeys Of Slender And I Thote I Got Away And I Went "Wew Glad Thoes Guys Are Gone And I Got Away" But Than I Herd A Sound Beehind Me And I Turned And I Saw A Slendermon! The Slendermon Said "Frainken Slenre T Haf Digtal Tentcla Soup Monster Chair Guy Or As Yoo Called Him Last Time Bicause You Didnt See The Chare You So Stooped Frankinslender The Haf Digitle Tentcle Soper Monsre And Frainken Slenre T Haf Digtal Tentcla Soup Monster Chair Guy Called A Hit Onto You And So Im Heer To Kill You And Preepaire For Battelings!" And Than Three More Slendermons Jumped Down From The Roof Tops And Took Out Slender Soreds And Ran Too Me Wile The First Slendermon Of Apeering Blasted A Haf Digital Blast Into Me But I Bloked It With My Sheeld And I Attaked To One Of The Slendermons And He Blocekd It And The Other Slendermon Tryed To Back Stab Me But I Was Two Qwiker Then Him And I Smaeshed His Sored To Peeses With Mine Sored The Dragonsevilnessdestroyer And Than He Was As Called A Siting Duck Hahahaha So I Tryed To Finish Him But The First Slendermon Of Apeering Had Gotted His Sored Out And Stabed Me And It Hurt Way So Much But I Was Ok And DragonsSlayers Magic Blasted Too Of The Slendermons Too Nun Life With It And Than It Was Just Me And The First One..... He Striked To Me But I Bloked It And Cut A Big HArd Slaesh Into His Chest And He Rored With His Pane And Cut At Me So Verey Fast And It Triked Me And He Allmost Got Me But Than A Masked Slender Fiter Guy That Had Seen The Fite Shot Down The Slendermon With His Duel Masheen Pistols And Said "Hye Im Chuck Wee Dont Have Much Time Follow Me!!!" And So Wee Ran Away...

The Documnets Of Found Into The Slender House

Hears What They Said:"

  Hey This Is Top Secret So Dont Reed If Your Not One Of Us Govverment Guys! Anyway Hear Is Are Secret Spirasy Or Culd Be Said Selnderspirasy Bicause Were Working With Slender Man Hahahahhahahhah But We Govverment Guys Are Killing Obama With A Striker Sassin Forse And Were Guna Put Into The Plase Of Govverment Headers Slender Man And Make This Plase To Slendermerica!" 

And After That They Go Over There Plans For The Kiling Of The Prezident And Ill Tell You Wat They Are In Simpell Words And Sentenses They Shot HIm Into The Bitween Of His Eyes With Sneyper Riffels And Also Thier Were Blacked Out Things And Stuffs Onto It But I Reemoved Them With My Black Marker Reemovering Powers And Heers Waht They Said:

"Are Reeson Of Puting Into The Plase Of Prezident Slender Man: Bicause Were Evil! Hahahahhahha Jsut Kiding The Reel Reeson Hear: Wee Need The SLender Armeyes To Protect Us From A-"

 But Than The Rest Is To Blocked Out For My Powers But Huh So Misteerius And It Prooves DIGIHELPERs Or Back Than ALEXSHELPER And Not Digied But He Siad That The Govverment Ploted To Kill Obama And It Wasnet Onlie Slender Man Or Now Prezident Slender And The Armies Of Him But Are Own Govverment Huh....

Friday, October 5, 2012

Sneeking Around The Slender House

I Also Thote Of  Something I Thote That I Could Expose Secret Plots Wile In The Slender House So I Thote "Ok Going To The Slender House Is A So Good Ideea!!!" So I Snuck On Over To Across The Street Of The Slender House And Did Ultrasurveylense Onto That House Until I Saw Prezident Slender And All Of The Gards Of Him And His Armies Come Out Of The Slender House And I Saw My Opratunitee To Sneek My Way To The Ovel Offise As It Was Nown In Past Times But Now The Operaters Simbol Offise And I Looked Around And Saw A Note On His Desk But I Forgot To Taek A Pickchure So Heers My Riteing Of It Into Heer: "My Or Nown Prezident Slenders Srecet Plans Of For Slenderspirasys And Evils: Im Going To Build A So Big DigiWHD Or If Your So Stooped Of Not Nowing Hahahahah A Digiweaponofhugedestrucshun To Splode To The Hole All Of The Digi World To Kill My Enemees For Ever And All Times! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH And Than Ill Take Over The Yoonivers With My Slender Armies And So I Need Them To Prepair The DigiWHD For Shooting And Splodeing The Hole Digi Times!" And I Saw This And I Allmost Ran Out To The Slender House Backyard And Attaked To The Prezidetn Slende rBut I New Thta Wuld BE So Bad And I Deesided For A Plan Of Ackshun And I Deesided To Use My Time Inside The Operaters Simbol Offise To Serch For Docyooments And Saw A File Called "Assassinatetionings Plotting Of Obama" I Rememberd ALEXSHELPER Saying Something About This So I Took It And Than Lunched My Plot Into Ackshun That I Thote Up Wile Looking Bicause I Didnet Have Much Time Beefour All The Digideaths And Destructshun!!!!!! I Went To The Backyard And Snuck Around The Slender Armys And Them Guys And Saw That Even Frankinslender The Haf Digitle Tentcle Soper Monsre Hisselv Showed Up!!! So This Was So Important And I Remember One Time ALEXSHELEPR Taked About A Thing In WHD Or Nown The Time River Joose That Fyooels Them So I Snuck Up To The WHD And Took Out The Time River Joose And But Than Frankinslender The Haf Digitle Tentcle Soper Monsre Sawed Me And Said "Hey All You Armys Get Him!!!" And They Started Chardgeing To Me But I Yelled "Wate! If You All You Guys Of Evil Come Closer To Me Ill Blow You All To Smithereens!!!! Ive Got Time River Joose!" They All Stoped Runing To Me And I Made MY Getaway..... WOA That Was So Tens And Hard And I Allmost Was Died!!

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

I Herd Of Theese Slenderclones And I Deesided I Shuld Go To Find Them!!!

I Deesided To Fite One Of Those Slenderclone Things That Ive Herd About Bicause To Test My Powers So I Needed To Get To Them In The Present Times And I Left Beehind My DragonsSlayers Nites In Midevil Times And So Me And My Dragonsevilnessdestroyer Sored Ran To The Time River Toreds Present Times And I Deesided To Find One And I Found One Of Them Guys That Looks Just Like Prezident Slender But Not As The Prezident Or Nown As A Clone Guy And I Said To Him "Hey Clone Guy Come To Over Hear And Fite Me As A Man!" And He Grabbed A Tree To Impale Me With And Chardged. I Swunged My Sored Into Him For His Chardgeing And He Tried To Impale Me With His Tree But I Was So Faster And Dojed Out Of His Attak And Blasted His Face With DragonsSlayers Magic. And He Died. I Reelized That. He Was So Easie And I. Reelized That If Slender Man Was Half Powerfull And Beefour Upgraded To Prezident Powers He WOuld Be So Eazie Bicause Slenderclones Are Half Powerfull Then Him Beefour Prezidentness.... Anyway I Looked At The Slenderclones So Mangelled Slenderclonecorps And I Saw A Note On The Slenderclone And Hear It Is:


Wow Thats A Secret Slenderspirasy Plot If Ive Ever Seen One So I Need To Go The Slender House....

P.S. The Blood On The Note Is Of The Slenderclone...